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Because tumblr > the real world. I love humor, broadway, feminism, Disney, more broadway, more feminism, even more broadway, and MATILDA! My Matilda: Ava Ulloa on 2/15/14. 17, awkward, Jewish, freckled, curly haired Midwesterner who dreams of sipping Starbucks in Times Square in line at TKTS.


blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

(via theprincessofmaldonia)

— 7 hours ago with 378134 notes
Being sick in Elementary:Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school:OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College:did I have class today
— 7 hours ago with 363146 notes

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave, via i-just-can-not-handle-this)

— 7 hours ago with 216691 notes
me on my way home from class:oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home:nah
— 7 hours ago with 263909 notes

silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

(Source: pip-pip-piddlydoo, via i-just-can-not-handle-this)

— 7 hours ago with 56182 notes

Mock Up Playbills to celebrate Side Show returning to Broadway!

(Source: no-business-like-broadway, via notbroadwaybound)

— 7 hours ago with 480 notes

badafro:

the youngest  person in the world just got born

(via jessicaqueenanwynn)

— 7 hours ago with 187575 notes

syntaxofaberrations:

WHY ARE THE DARLING CHILDREN LEAVING THEIR PARENTS TO GO TO NEVERLAND.  KIDS YOUR PARENTS ARE CHRISTIAN BORLE AND KELLI O’HARA.  PERFECTION RIGHT THERE.  WHY ARE YOU LEAVING.

(via madmoonsexriot)

— 7 hours ago with 929 notes

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

(via krokodile)

— 8 hours ago with 82923 notes

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

(via queer-in-a-cardigan)

— 9 hours ago with 31998 notes