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Because tumblr > the real world. I love humor, broadway, feminism, Disney, more broadway, more feminism, even more broadway, and MATILDA! My Matilda: Ava Ulloa on 2/15/14. 17, awkward, Jewish, freckled, curly haired Midwesterner who dreams of sipping Starbucks in Times Square in line at TKTS.


babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

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will u ever be proud of me mom

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Laura Osnes gets ready for the 2013 Tony Awards

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isypie:

My daily thoughts:

Why am I not Laura Osnes?

Why aren’t I on Broadway yet?

Why aren’t Idina Menzel and I best friends yet?

Can I have Sutton Fosters voice?

Can I please look like Sierra Boggess?

Why does Jonathan Groff have to be gay ?

I’m still not on Broadway……

Can I marry Aaron Tveit and Jeremy Jordan ?

Laura Benanti would be great to get drunk with…

Just the usual thoughts that occur in my head on a daily basis

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canihearafuckyou:

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

I did this once and all it said was, “Tom Felton was about to kiss me you fucker”

canihearafuckyou:

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

I did this once and all it said was, “Tom Felton was about to kiss me you fucker”

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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think-progress:


But the wage gap varies significantly by race, according to an analysis from the research organization AAUW. While white women experienced that 78 percent figure, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander women made 65 percent of what white men made in 2013, African-American women made 64 percent, American Indian and Alaska Native women made 59 percent, and Hispanic women made just 54 percent. Asian-American women are the only group doing better than white women, making 90 percent of white men’s earnings.

Woah, staggering.

think-progress:

But the wage gap varies significantly by race, according to an analysis from the research organization AAUW. While white women experienced that 78 percent figure, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander women made 65 percent of what white men made in 2013, African-American women made 64 percent, American Indian and Alaska Native women made 59 percent, and Hispanic women made just 54 percent. Asian-American women are the only group doing better than white women, making 90 percent of white men’s earnings.

Woah, staggering.

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